In dimineata asta in timp ce imi sorbeam cafeaua la minunatul loc de munca am rasfoit noua politica IT, care desii este … noua, seamana la perfectie cu cea pe care am vazut-o ultima oara (acum vreun an). In urmatoarele extracte, am inlocuit anumite cuvinte … pentru motive lesne de inteles.

  • Za company will block websites it deems as inappropriate for business purposes, but the fact that access to certain sites is not blocked does not imply that it’s permissible to visit that site. Attempts to access these sites are logged and may be monitored (where applicable by local law).

Hai lasa-ma, eu pana acum nu am vazut nici un site blocat de aici … merg si pornurile (pe care am ajuns din greseala evident).

  • It is not acceptable to use Za Company’s Internet connection for conducting personal business, downloading software (unless required to perform job functions), playing games, engaging in any illegal activities, gambling, accessing offensive material (including, but not limited to pornography) or for personal gain.

Ca ce ? :) )

  • File transfers via instant messaging (IM) are not allowed.

Na drace … vorba lu sor’mea … pai daca nu sunt allowed atunci de ce nu le blocheaza ?

  • All visitors or employees shall sign a log book prior to gaining access to restricted IT areas at Za Company’s.

Am fost in camera serverelor de multe ori si nu am semnat nici un log book.

Etc, etc ,etc … eu cand le-am spus astora ca eu am incalcat toate regulile din documentul privind Politica IT a firmei au ras … si eu am ras de ei ca nu ma cred …


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